January 2012
21 posts
Watchgreat job on this @kleemorgan. #YoureABadass
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“Softminded individuals are prone to embrace all kinds of superstitions. Their...”
– Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
Brag on yourself. Name 11 things you did in '11...
no…. When “fill in the blank lists” and 2,000 people have “rebloged” the same thing… I get morning sickness. Please don’t try and be original.
Just be original and maybe say something worth hearing.
Sincerely,
I need another cup of coffee.
from 2011: part one.
Arizona doesn’t have winter. so I’ll start in January…
Spring was legit. I worked at the Arizona Science Center every weekend for the Body Worlds and the brain exhibit. I thought I new something about the human body until I worked there, but the elegance of the plastination process was humbling to say the least. Those 5 months were a riot of old ladies hilarious comments on the...
“Love doesn’t care if the glass is half empty or half full; it brings what it has...”
– Bob Goff
December 2011
8 posts
Jesus and his BMW
Me: Jesus wasn't even white!
Dave: did I say Jesus was white pj?
Me: yes
Dave: lol ok
Me: so i saw jesus driving a bmw yesterday
Me: I wanted to pop his tires
Dave: pop or slash?
Me: pop
Me: and slash
Dave: haha wow
Me: he didn't have the fish sticker on his bumper so i didn't think it was him
but it was def jesus
Dave: sounds like it
Me: I walked up to his car and was like are you the Son of Man? and he was like....
Me: duh
Me: so i just left him alone
Me: then he bought me a bunch of drinks and we hung out with Kanye west
Me: Good times
November 2011
4 posts
#Didit : Beard Sounds
nprfreshair:
htdeverything:
We want your AUDIO BEARDS! Here’s how to send us your audio beard update: call 1-800-424-2935, and at the tone, say your name and rub your beard on the receiver. Who knows, you may hear your face on next week’s podcast!
this is possibly the weirdest thing i’ve reblogged but please help ian and mike out, if you’re beardily inclined.
#MemeDrama
miilkmoon:
Other party: It’s not really funny to re-blog my personal photos of my hobbies and take the piss out of it
Response: Fucking jog on you cunts.
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