Jesus and his BMW

Me: Jesus wasn't even white!
Dave: did I say Jesus was white pj?
Me: yes
Dave: lol ok
Me: so i saw jesus driving a bmw yesterday
Me: I wanted to pop his tires
Dave: pop or slash?
Me: pop
Me: and slash
Dave: haha wow
Me: he didn't have the fish sticker on his bumper so i didn't think it was him
but it was def jesus
Dave: sounds like it
Me: I walked up to his car and was like are you the Son of Man? and he was like....
Me: duh
Me: so i just left him alone
Me: then he bought me a bunch of drinks and we hung out with Kanye west
Me: Good times

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Posted on Wednesday, 21 December